Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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