What a fucking waste of an outfit
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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