it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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