We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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