I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
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