i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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