we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
NoShamevember. You game?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Randomize
