We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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