Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
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