New low: just hacked my moms facebook
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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