Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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