And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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