is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
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