wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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