Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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