READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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