shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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