I need help removing her.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
