Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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