did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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