When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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