dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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