What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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