I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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