I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
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