she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
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