Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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