There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
