he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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