I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
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