But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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