ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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