hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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