I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
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