BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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