He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
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