I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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