People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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