so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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