do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
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