I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Randomize