His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
