Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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