he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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