I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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