I smell stomach acid.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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