So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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