i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
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