i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
It's never too late to be topless.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
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