I want to walk on stilts...naked
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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