I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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