party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Randomize
