i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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